A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up,
he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a
nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."
The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the
closest shave the man has ever experienced.
After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech. "And what if I
swallow it?"
"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone
else does."
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Dear Bishop,
I have a friend coming in from NY this weekend, and last time he was here a very uncomfortable situation occurred. We got really wasted one night and ended up passing out at my place. I awoke in the middle of the night, and found him trying to unzip my pants. I pulled away as if I was shifting positions pretending as if I didn't notice him at all. The next morning I acted as if nothing happened, and neither of us have spoken of it. My question is this……..do you think the Cavs have a realistic chance of winning 4 out of the next 5 games vs. San Antonio?
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Dear reader,
The Cavs have no chance to win the finals my friend. My sources tell me that they won't even come close to winning single game, much less the series. The Cavs, while technically an NBA team, play in what I like to call the PWNBA. That little acronym stands for Premiere Woman's National Basketball Association......aka as the Eastern Conference. Here you'll find several teams with one really good player, coupled with 12-13 "guys" who should be brought up on theft charges by their local DA. I think a commentator said it best during game two.........."I really feel that any team that made it out of the West would have beaten the Cavs..............the West is just that dominate this year"
You see, this is why it doesn't surprise me that your friend from the North East tried this funny business with you. In his drunken confusion, his inner woman cried out. Wanting to experience what a real man felt and smelt like for once in his life became too much to bare. To grasp the longhorn of a Southern bull, smell the large gunny sac of tanned man leather. I think you did the right thing in ignoring the situation. Awkward breakfast conversations with the Stetson wrangler is no way to start the morning.
NEW YORK -- PATNA, India (Reuters) - Turned down for marriage due to his dark complexion, an Indian man staged a hunger strike outside his would be bride's house for two days before she finally relented, an official said Saturday. Saral Prasad, the 23-year-old groom in eastern Bihar state, said he would not budge from the girl's village home after she refused to marry him earlier this week in an arranged marriage because he was too dark. Rajani, 19, changed her mind after two days and the couple got married, Arun Kumar Mishra, a village council official said. "We were all taken by surprise but Rajani was finally moved by the gesture of the young man and married him," Mishra said. Most Indian women, especially those in rural areas, often have no choice in matters of marriage, and are coerced into it by relatives and parents.
