Welcome, welcome, and you are welcome....This is our first issue of OGC Times.
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JOKE
OF THE WEEK
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children... "You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers. "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."
These days golf balls cost so much you almost need a co-signer. But here's a tip to keep your bag full of new balls, year round. On the back of most golf ball sleeves, there’s a guarantee of a new sleeve of balls for every “sliced ball” sent in. It’s worth your time to collect sliced balls from your buddies, the driving range, or even Ginsu up a few on your own. Sending back just four sliced balls will yield you a fresh dozen.
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ASK
BISHOP
Q:
submited by R.B.
Like many men I often turn to porn to keep myself sane, but I have developed a little quirk that I am concerned with. I can only climax if it is in sync with the climax of the male performer. Sometimes I find myself fast forwarding to the money shot if I am in a hurry. To make things move along even quicker I have located a site that shows male only stroking videos. Is there anything abnormal about this practice?
A:
Dear male ejaculate lover,
Not only is there nothing abnormal about your "little quirk", I for one think it shows sterling confidence in yourself! So often we as men can get so caught up in our own version of homophobia, that we can deny the things that bud our rose behind closed doors. On some level, we're all attracted to our same sex. Don't believe me? Who likes seeing a beautiful woman being skewered by a big fat disgusting pig of a man(save Ron Jeremy of course)? Is it any coincidence that your favorite porn clips include men with massive missiles hanging in their trousers? Who doesn't like the occasional strategically placed feminine finger during fellatio? By placing yourself in the action aka………letting fly natures yogurt in perfect synchronicity with your insanely endowed male performer is in essence, what porn watching is all about. I.e..Mutual masturbations with your classmates, circle jerks, speed bag contests with the fellas…..all equates to just good clean American fun.
Bravo jizz lover…..Bravo!!!
NEW YORK -- You've had your breasts enhanced and now you have that Jayne Mansfield look. But something's still missing. Your nipples just don't have that perk. Enter one of the fastest growing cosmetic surgeries in the United States... nipple enlargement. New York-based nipple surgeon Bruce Nadler performs the procedure on half a dozen people a year and says most do it because they want the "teasing look " of an erect nipple all the time. Still others - mostly men - are nipple fetishists who want their nipples to be the biggest, most desirable nipples possible. The "super-sizing" is done with injections of collagen or cartilage taken from the patient's ear. Dr. Nadler says another popular procedure is nipple reduction surgery, which is done mostly by women who are self conscious about looking nipply in cold weather.
